I actually have scar on my left eyebrow cause I got punched in a fight years ago and the guy had a big ring :/
"In bed at 4PM
-Tao Lin (via wordsthat-speak)
I held my pillow
and thought “oh well”
in regards to my entire life."
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds?
don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that assBut make sure you have consent to smack dat ass
ask the cutie before you touch the booty
SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
AND I FUCKING LOVE THEM